
DEAD?! Sure he yelled a lot during his commercials, but he was kinda cool in my opinion. It sucks, though. The way he died is a pretty sad way to go. I'm sorry, but it is. It's worse than tripping over a brick... it's not even natural! It sucks!
My condolences to the family.
-J. Bryant


by Brie Collins [~BrieHusky] and Jessele Bryant [=tiogaw]
Prolouge
1 & 2
Chapter 1
3 | 4 (coming soon...)

by Brie Collins [~BrieHusky] and Jessele Bryant [=tiogaw]
Devious Comments
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Illyria: Now . . . I'm trapped . . . on a roof. Just one roof. In this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf . . . You don't worship me at all, do you?
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What the quack?
No trees were harmed in the writing of the comment; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
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Tristan: Duke, no matter what happens to us, I want you to remember one thing: in another few hours, the sun will rise.
Duke: What the f@#& does that mean?!
Tristan: I don't know but it's true!
I'm right and you're wrong. The Holy Muffin said so.
Sad.....
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What the quack?
No trees were harmed in the writing of the comment; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
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Tristan: Duke, no matter what happens to us, I want you to remember one thing: in another few hours, the sun will rise.
Duke: What the f@#& does that mean?!
Tristan: I don't know but it's true!
I'm right and you're wrong. The Holy Muffin said so.
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What the quack?
No trees were harmed in the writing of the comment; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.
--
Illyria: Now . . . I'm trapped . . . on a roof. Just one roof. In this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf . . . You don't worship me at all, do you?
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